- Be her friend!
- If she makes you things, break them.
- Call her so rarely that she is shocked by getting a phone call from you.
- Keep a lot of secrets from her.
- Don’t ever go on a date with her.
- Ask her to marry you using science.
- Leave immediately after she agrees to marry you.
The Roy Mustang way:
1. Ask her to follow you into hell
Wow, I didn’t know FMA stood for “Fuck, My Arm!”