How to get a girl, the Edward Elric way!!



  1. Be her friend!
  2. If she makes you things, break them.
  3. Call her so rarely that she is shocked by getting a phone call from you.
  4. Keep a lot of secrets from her.
  5. Don’t ever go on a date with her.
  6. Ask her to marry you using science.
  7. Leave immediately after she agrees to marry you.

The Roy Mustang way:

1. Ask her to follow you into hell